In all his years as a museum guard Jenkins had never heard an installation snore.
PLATE CXVI The Titmouse
Parrot had always thought titmice were birds.
PLATE CXV Toilet Antiphonium
PLATE CXV Toilet Antiphonium
The antiphonium as a discretionary ploy was not terribly effective.
PLATE CXIV Carotene Gluttony
PLATE CXIV Carotene Gluttony
Parrot and Dogue were appalled at Ned’s over-the-top carrot jones.
PLATE CXIII Windex Jones
PLATE CXIII Windex Jones
After a nice plate of OXO everyone was eager for the windex.
PLATE CXII À La Gargantua
PLATE CXII À La Gargantua
Parrot could not quite make it to the ear, but it was a good try. (Perhaps Rabelais would have been pleased.)
PLATE CX The Powder Puff
PLATE CX The Powder Puff
Miranda had intended to enjoy a day in the country, but between the pollen and her puff she was not having a good time.
PLATE CIX Thalidomoid Boy
PLATE CIX Thalidomoid Boy
The beat had set Parrot’s claw a-tappin’, but he was worried lest Rufus would get a cold in the Swiss air without his helmet.
PLATE CVIII Kazzooo!!!
PLATE CVIII Kazzooo!!!
Doris was amazed at what came out of her new toy. Her harp paled by comparison.
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